The Armed Republic of Senfinatio is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Smiley Von Senf with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 3.63 billion Senfinators are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delft. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Senfinatorian economy, worth 405 trillion Senforums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,833 Senforums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Senfinatorian weed picker are way up, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity, and almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Senfinatio's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Senfinism.

Senfinatio is ranked 60,089^th in the world and 95^th in Concord for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,264.71 on the Gilded Widget Scale.