The Kingdom of Serontonegra is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Alexander Saran with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate population of 8.966 billion Serontonegrins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kareiva. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Serontonegrin economy, worth 754 trillion Montas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,151 Montas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, the news is showing footage of Alexander Saran bullying an old man to the point of tears, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serontonegra's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Serontonegra is ranked 15,747^th in the world and 1,032^nd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.46 law-abiding acts per hour.