Population | 37.219 billion |
Capital | SetiCrunchers City |
Leader | SetiCruncher |
Currency | data packet |
Animal | radio observatory |
The Democratic Republic of SetiCrunchers is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by SetiCruncher with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 37.219 billion SetiCrunchersians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SetiCrunchers City. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient SetiCrunchersian economy, worth a remarkable 9,447 trillion data packets a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,837 data packets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SetiCrunchers's national animal is the radio observatory, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
SetiCrunchers is ranked 12,623rd in the world and 28th in Canada for Highest Food Quality, scoring 145.86 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in SetiCrunchers, all tariffs have been abolished.
- : SetiCrunchers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential, Most Developed, Highest Economic Output, and Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : SetiCrunchers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in SetiCrunchers, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
- : SetiCrunchers was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 83 million infected.
- : SetiCrunchers was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 38 million infected.
- : SetiCrunchers was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 41 million infected.
- : SetiCrunchers was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 89 million infected.
- : SetiCrunchers was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 50 million infected.
- : SetiCrunchers was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 86 million infected.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 16 » Almonaster Nuevo, Maple Islands, Mirahge, Parkplace, East Canuck, Cliyf Drines, Devil Heart, British Canuckistan, Cowland5, New Vinland, SLAM-ER, Firefights, Mojaguay, Kiljarit, Newfoundland and Gaspesie, and Grananthaia.