The Holy Empire of Siegbache is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 1.217 billion Siebachens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grünkau-Zierenlug. The average income tax rate is 40.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Siegbachen economy, worth 91.6 trillion bachelons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 75,240 bachelons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

S-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship, Leader has just been declared ruler of Siegbache in an international press conference, and Leader claims to be the epitome of family values. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Siegbache's national animal is the Wyrm of Siegbache, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Siegbache is ranked 199,878^th in the world and 8,360^th in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 1.22 billion capita.