The Holy Empire of Simhapura is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 669 million Simhas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rajanagari. The average income tax rate is 40.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Simhapuran economy, worth 70.9 trillion Paisas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,004 Paisas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simhapura's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Simhapura is ranked 40,805^th in the world and 45^th in Fifth Empire for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,613.23 on the Gilded Widget Scale.