The Glorious Nation of Solisortis is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Victor Mayfield with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.254 billion Sortisians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Landerhound. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Solisortisian economy, worth 749 trillion Gamestops a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 119,821 Gamestops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, builders across Solisortis are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solisortis's national animal is the Sea Angel, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Beginning.

Solisortis is ranked 23,795^th in the world and 1,538^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.8 law-abiding acts per hour.