The Federal Republic of Sollolanes is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 277 million Sollolanesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solara City. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sollolanesian economy, worth 25.1 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,625 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels, and Leader has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sollolanes's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sollolanes is ranked 216,082^nd in the world and 213^th in KAISERREICH for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.