The Free Land of Sopianae is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lil Rizzler with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 2.034 billion Magyars enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pécs. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Magyar economy, worth 180 trillion Forints a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,790 Forints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, and the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sopianae's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Sopianae is ranked 163,133^rd in the world and 170^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 82.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.