The Free Land of Soritanue is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its teetotalling pirates, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.155 billion Soritanueans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flohving. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The strong Soritanuean economy, worth 59.5 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,533 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, a soldier's body is a temple, and concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Soritanue's national animal is the civet, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Soritanue is ranked 202,059^th in the world and 163^rd in Karma for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.