The Jingoistic States of Spupydup is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Vilicus with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 970 million Spupydupians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Subypub. The average income tax rate is 29.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Spupydupian economy, worth 93.0 trillion victols a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,913 victols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Slavery has been abolished, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spupydup's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Spupydup is ranked 207,836^th in the world and 66^th in Right to Life for Largest Populations, with 970 million capita.