The Oppressed Peoples of Strogamehouf is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 251 million Strogamehoufians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strogia. The average income tax rate is 52.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Strogamehoufian economy, worth 23.2 trillion Minecoins a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 92,402 Minecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials are phoning up good-looking celebrities to say they want to breed with them, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, it's illegal to blow things up, and Strogamehouf has designated Strogia as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Strogamehouf's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Strogamehouf is ranked 150,515^th in the world and 25^th in One Collective Brain Cell for Safest, scoring 58.14 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.