The Constitutional Monarchy of Stumpincersorlanaistan is a very large, genial nation, notable for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 142 million Stumpincersorlanaistanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 54.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Stumpincersorlanaistanian economy, worth 4.22 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,707 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national security service are a bunch of crooks, cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, and Stumpincersorlanaistan's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stumpincersorlanaistan's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stumpincersorlanaistan is ranked 192,154^th in the world and 16^th in Confederation of Lekkerstates for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.