The Kingdom of Sylhot is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 642 million Sylhotis are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 23.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Sylhotian economy, worth 31.7 trillion Tekhas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,323 Tekhas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, killer credit ratings take real effort, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes, and police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Sylhot's national animal is the Ashfaki, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sylhot is ranked 103,161^st in the world and 57^th in Geopolity for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 211.21 on the Clooney Contribution Index.