The Democratic Republic of Syllakria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nyracheia Goddard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.502 billion Doges are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andromeda. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Dogeian economy, worth a remarkable 1,395 trillion dogecoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,536 dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad, the study of medicine is popular throughout Syllakria, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Syllakria's national animal is the shiba inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogeism.

Syllakria is ranked 53,543^rd in the world and 1^st in Brigaderia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,673.84 on the Gilded Widget Scale.