The Liberal Federal Republic of Sylvir is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Great Parliament of Sylvir with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.128 billion Sylvirien hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yamaneko and Yokoshima. The average income tax rate is 56.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sylvanon economy, worth 500 trillion Rins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,658 Rins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government expenses are beyond compare, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, The Great Parliament of Sylvir's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, and juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever. Crime is totally unknown. Sylvir's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Sylvir is ranked 140,898^th in the world and 3^rd in Alstroemeria for Most Corrupt Governments, with 4.21 kickbacks per hour.