The United Syndicates of Syndoasia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chairman Chi Giap with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 12.908 billion Syndoasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ned Kelly City. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Syndoasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,724 trillion Dong a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 133,577 Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, foreign musicians that Chairman Chi Giap dislikes are turned away at the border, and the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Syndoasia's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Syndoasia is ranked 2,363^rd in the world and 48^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,854.71 on the Clooney Contribution Index.