The Federation of Tamboria is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, fear of technology, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 479 million Tamborians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.8%.

The strong Tamborian economy, worth 33.0 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,802 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state, computers have been banned, and 200 mph car chases are a frequent sight on the otherwise empty motorways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tamboria's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tamboria is ranked 251,276^th in the world and 257^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -6.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.