The Commonwealth of Tanzoria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Ahmed with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.829 billion Tanzorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carcosa. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Tanzorian economy, worth a remarkable 5,218 trillion Tups a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,000 Tups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tanzoria's national animal is the Rokaz, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tangatrism.

Tanzoria is ranked 2,727^th in the world and 41^st in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 133.61 law-abiding acts per hour.