The Federation of Tasoland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Liberne with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.156 billion Tasolandians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rirostad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Tasolandian economy, worth 121 trillion Tasonks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 104,732 Tasonks, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Wolf is one of the most popular forenames in Tasoland, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tasoland's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Roman Catholic Church.

Tasoland is ranked 11,160^th in the world and 307^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 119.92 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.