The Northern Hinterland of Teaberry is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Hattix XI with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 40.933 billion Teaberries enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rossyth. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teaberran economy, worth an astonishing 12,413 trillion bra straps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 303,259 bra straps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The TBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime is totally unknown. Teaberry's national animal is the trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Teaberry is ranked 2,008^th in the world and 68^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 21,278.3 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.