The Totally Fair Union of Tevaris is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Niktos Papachristodoulopoulos with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 8.233 billion Tevarisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Welfare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyres. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Tevarisian economy, worth 484 trillion zkutis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,906 zkutis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tevaris's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Any.

Tevaris is ranked 83,263^rd in the world and 105^th in Karma for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 335.62 on the Clooney Contribution Index.