The Republic of Texais is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Jose with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.204 billion Texaisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Antonio. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Texaisian economy, worth 170 trillion TXCS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 141,834 TXCS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No true communist is an unbeliever, people talk about things being better when men were men, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, and future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texais's national animal is the White tailed deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Catholic Church of Texais.

Texais is ranked 35,340^th in the world and 9^th in Audinesca for Most Corrupt Governments, with 61.56 kickbacks per hour.