The Democratic Republic of Tezikstan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Victoria with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.927 billion Tezikstanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tezik City. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Tezikstanian economy, worth 494 trillion Denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 83,445 Denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tezikstan's national animal is the Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheist.

Tezikstan is ranked 3,248^th in the world and 7^th in Karma for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,355.01 on the Clooney Contribution Index.