The Case-oh Empire of TheCatCapitalist is a massive, safe nation, ruled by COCO MY NUTS THE 16th with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.033 billion TheCatCapitalistians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rage city. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The TheCatCapitalistian economy, worth 66.4 trillion mcdonalds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 64,320 mcdonalds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheCatCapitalist's national animal is the costa my favourite slave, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TheCatCapitalist is ranked 269,825^th in the world and 3^rd in Guava juice empire for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -9.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.