The Dictatorship of TheMMath is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Commander of power Matthew with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.464 billion TheMMathians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of mmath Capital. The average income tax rate is 69.6%.

The frighteningly efficient TheMMathian economy, worth 912 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 166,976 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The Commander of power Matthew often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, the face of The Commander of power Matthew is a permanent feature of the mmath Capital skyline, and police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheMMath's national animal is the droms, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The power of Matthew.

TheMMath is ranked 280,243^rd in the world and 169^th in Byzantion for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 29.43 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.