The Corporate United Replubics of Thebernesen is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Zander Ryker with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 774 million Thebersenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaint Juan. The average income tax rate is 16.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Thebernsenian economy, worth 80.9 trillion Makanis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 104,545 Makanis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, and proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers. Crime is totally unknown. Thebernesen's national animal is the SEAGULL, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Thebernesen is ranked 244,838^th in the world and 663^rd in Carcassonne for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.