The Republic of Thomoland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Thomas Peter with a fair hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.252 billion Thomolandos love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thomopolis. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thomolando economy, worth 547 trillion Veloties a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,316 Veloties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and the Thomolando delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thomoland's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Thomoland is ranked 8,439^th in the world and 22^nd in Wintreath for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,762.14 pounds of wildlife per square mile.