The Commonwealth of Thrydland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by the Council of State with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, devout population of 1.208 billion Thrydmen enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dothabrakoll. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thryddish economy, worth 127 trillion Wyks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 105,687 Wyks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thrydland's national animal is the Ox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Thrydland is ranked 6,868^th in the world and 62^nd in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 57.82 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.