The Military State of Tigslarlowducken is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Glen Miller with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The quiet, industrious population of 18.091 billion Tigslarlowduckenians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Encever. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tigslarlowduckenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,378 trillion Bullets a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,739 Bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying, the fastest way to the afterlife is to bet on it, Glen Miller's new office has a propensity to catch on fire, and people who eat pizza with lactase supplements are arrested by the flavour police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tigslarlowducken's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is h.

Tigslarlowducken is ranked 290,293^rd in the world and 36^th in RGBN for Fattest Citizens, with 5.61 Obesity Rate.