The Republic of Timeonto is a large, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic population of 50 million Timeontoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The strong Timeontoan economy, worth 3.56 trillion Meos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 71,110 Meos, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is illegal, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Timeontoan Desert, and fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timeonto's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Timeonto is ranked 174,012^th in the world and 551^st in Concord for Highest Food Quality, scoring 13.7 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.