The Federal Republic of Tiptoptopia is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.223 billion Tiptops enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbopolis City. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tiptop economy, worth 199 trillion Thalers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,866 Thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, Leader can cry on demand, and sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiptoptopia's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tiptoptopia is ranked 15,058^th in the world and 30^th in Karma for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,409.7 on the Clooney Contribution Index.