The Kingdom of TirNaNord is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by LunkenL with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 1.285 billion TirNaNordians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lunken. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong TirNaNordian economy, worth 112 trillion Nords a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,739 Nords, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, and drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TirNaNord's national animal is the Polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TirNaNord is ranked 8,004^th in the world and 14^th in Carcassonne for Safest, scoring 124.05 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.