The United Collectivities of Tirama is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hërnimeś Sälevar with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.678 billion Tiramëi enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nolüntan. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tiramën economy, worth 322 trillion Pisüs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 120,480 Pisüs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Belly is watching you, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending, and deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tirama's national animal is the Snail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vërestesism.

Tirama is ranked 249,038^th in the world and 128^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.76 kickbacks per hour.