The Dictatorship of Tiranos is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 709 million Tiranosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coperlin. The average income tax rate is 41.5%.

The very strong Tiranosian economy, worth 43.6 trillion Tirians a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 61,467 Tirians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The statue in the Zhimo Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, and local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiranos's national animal is the Lobo.

Tiranos is ranked 211,135^th in the world and 224^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.