The Empire of Toriniall is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by John Yodason with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 5.216 billion Toriniallians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Yoda City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Toriniallian economy, worth a remarkable 1,332 trillion Daddy Yodas Golds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 255,553 Daddy Yodas Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Toriniallian as 'your finger, you fool', and youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toriniall's national animal is the Yoda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yodaism.

Toriniall is ranked 98,062^nd in the world and 279^th in United States of America for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,430 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.