Population | 8.393 billion |
Capital | Nova Statu |
Leader | General Secretary |
Faith | Liberation Theology |
Currency | Republic Trellan |
Animal | beagle |
The Federal Socialist Republic of Traico is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 8.393 billion Traicoans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Statu. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Traicoan economy, worth 613 trillion Republic Trellans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,140 Republic Trellans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Derelict airplanes have been converted into novelty restaurants and hotels, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Traico's national animal is the beagle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Liberation Theology.
Traico is ranked 155,069th in the world and 478th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 144.4887269716 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Traico, movie references are legally admissible in court.
- : Following new legislation in Traico, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
- : Following new legislation in Traico, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
- : Following new legislation in Traico, derelict airplanes have been converted into novelty restaurants and hotels.
- : Following new legislation in Traico, nudity is frowned upon.
- : Traico was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Traico was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Traico, the government has declared that sharing is uncaring.
- : Following new legislation in Traico, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
- : Following new legislation in Traico, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42.