The Federation of Transeurope is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Pablo with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.72 billion Transeuropeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helike. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Transeuropean economy, worth 133 trillion Palms a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,568 Palms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Transeuropeans any less frightened, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, and playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Transeurope's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Irreligious.

Transeurope is ranked 182,645^th in the world and 242^nd in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Populations, with 1.72 billion capita.