The Kingdom of Triangola is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Yuo with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 4.92 billion Triangolans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baril. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Triangolan economy, worth 577 trillion Nomas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,351 Nomas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest superhero movie features a caped rooster with adamantium claws, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Baril, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Triangola's national animal is the rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is alternative Christianity.

Triangola is ranked 16,399^th in the world and 49^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Highest Food Quality, scoring 129.54 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.