The Most Serene Republic of Trilandai is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 336 million Trilandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Fermeya. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Trilandian economy, worth 18.4 trillion tridais a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,818 tridais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, the endangered saltwater humpback stoat is only seen in captivity programs, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Trilandian politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Trilandai's national animal is the stoat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trilandai is ranked 76,347^th in the world and 41^st in Arctica for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,381.2 on the Gilded Widget Scale.