The Federation of Trimetolan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kenji Tuffler with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.582 billion Trimites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Käpp Yək. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Trimese economy, worth a remarkable 1,699 trillion Brytons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 198,074 Brytons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every week is blindness awareness week, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Trimetolan flights to avoid the pay lavatories, and the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trimetolan's national animal is the Bombay cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trimetolan is ranked 290,201^st in the world and 701^st in NationStates for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -16.76 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.