The Snarky Space Penguin of Trivalve is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Indra Cormac with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.204 billion Trivalveans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hivemind. The average income tax rate is 88.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Trivalvean economy, worth a remarkable 1,012 trillion Kyanites a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 163,190 Kyanites, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Trivalvean Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, torture is illegal, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime is totally unknown. Trivalve's national animal is the Pinnacarid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Trivalve is ranked 16,045^th in the world and 2^nd in Crimson Spire for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,977.11 on the Gilded Widget Scale.