The Vienatvė of Tueytonia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vėtrūnė with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, state-planned economy, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.196 billion Teutonics are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karaliaučius. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teutonic economy, worth 134 trillion Lithuanian Litas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,624 Lithuanian Litas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Black Stork sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, Baltic Paganism now admits men and women into its clergy, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, and politicians look weirdly alike. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tueytonia's national animal is the Black Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Baltic Paganism.

Tueytonia is ranked 200,498^th in the world and 93^rd in New United Kingdom for Largest Populations, with 1.20 billion capita.