The Socialist Federal Republic of Turco-Bulgaria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Comrade Ivaylo Damyanov Daskalov with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.653 billion Turco-Bulgarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bulgargrad. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Turco-Bulgarian economy, worth 375 trillion levs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 80,689 levs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The TBBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Turco-Bulgarian lands, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, and if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turco-Bulgaria's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Turco-Bulgaria is ranked 3,822^nd in the world and 4^th in Geopolity for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,110 on the Clooney Contribution Index.