The Empire of Turizion is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Asdred with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.619 billion Turizionians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diazon. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Turizionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,241 trillion Ziminiars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 233,072 Ziminiars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments", surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, and nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turizion's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

Turizion is ranked 254,446^th in the world and 9,640^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 15,149.68 Standard Monetary Units.