The Republic of Turkiea is a huge, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 610 million Turkieans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 47.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Turkiean economy, worth 49.1 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,457 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, and political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turkiea's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Turkiea is ranked 21,548^th in the world and 55^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Highest Food Quality, scoring 112.28 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.