The Democratic Republic of Turmitland is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 62 million Turmitlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 25.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Turmitlandian economy, worth 2.84 trillion Trounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is 45,823 Trounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is illegal, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, military funding has been stripped back, and police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turmitland's national animal is the Miku, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Turmitland is ranked 26,808^th in the world and 527^th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 110.5 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.