The Republic of Tyroclausia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nick Caldwell with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.337 billion Tyroclausians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stygian Xērá. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Tyroclausian economy, worth 579 trillion Knots a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,464 Knots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, many aides in Nick Caldwell's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, and voting district maps are said to resemble a tyrannosaurus eating the capital. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyroclausia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Tyroclausia is ranked 245,997^th in the world and 10^th in Belmopan for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.45 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.