The Federation of UNSEA is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emily Gold Rose with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.718 billion Southeast Asians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prosperity. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient UNSEAian economy, worth a remarkable 1,359 trillion SEA Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 237,792 SEA Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every school is receiving a brand new eraser, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum, and arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct. Crime is totally unknown. UNSEA's national animal is the Water Buffalo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Progress.

UNSEA is ranked 2,602^nd in the world and 3^rd in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,692.95 on the Clooney Contribution Index.