The Disputed Territories of Ubrainia is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.329 billion Ubrainians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 62.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ubrainian economy, worth 246 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 105,975 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Ubrainian Moonshine", census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, and former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ubrainia's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Ubrainia is ranked 58,952^nd in the world and 11^th in Shiseballs for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 127.81 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.