The Communist Republic of Uchama is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Leo Volkov with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.599 billion Uchamese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uchama Reh. The average income tax rate is 49.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Uchaman economy, worth 219 trillion Uchamese Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,501 Uchamese Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, racehorses move a lot slower these days, and oracles predict landslide victories for Leo Volkov for the next 50 years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uchama's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Uchama is ranked 114,743^rd in the world and 9^th in Mazdadez for Safest, scoring 76.86 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.